My "DO-NOT-ORDER" Disclaimer
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First... I have to emphasize, I guarantee you will receive every tablet/capsule you order or your money back. Do NOT get concerned about the potential for delays. I'm stating them here as full disclosure, but you'll never lose any of your money when using my service. Not many medicine vendors will go to this great of an effort to spell out exactly what to expect when ordering meds from overseas for fear of scaring you away. I take the opposite tact... I WANT to scare you away if you don't have the patience it takes to handle the potential delays... etc. All of these potential delays are not just with my service. They apply to ANY service that sends meds through the US borders. It's just that not many of them will tell you all the potential things that can happen up front, like I am doing here. Delays and/or seized shipments are very rare now-a-days, but they can happen. But ironically, most of the delays we get now are on the Indian side of the pond. They have an outbound customs department that can come in and confiscate an entire batch of shipments at the Indian postal ports, hold them for weeks, and then release them or even seize them. So, it's POSSIBLE BUT HIGHLY UNLIKELY that your order can be delayed or seized enroute (at the US border, but more likely at the Indian border.) If they are, we simply reship the order. I guarantee this. But in return for that guarantee, I ask that you as the customer be PATIENT if that happens. It does no one any good if you're cussing me out for something I have no control over. PLEASE DO NOT ORDER FROM ME...if you cannot trust me and my guarantee that you'll get your meds to you. I mean that. Please do not order... if you are the type of person that cannot be patient when things happen that are out of my control. If you are the kind of person that simply DEMANDS that you have your meds in 20 days, "or else." (Yes, I STILL have customers like that even after putting this disclosure up... go figure!) If this describes your potential reaction to a late order, PLEASE order from another vendor. Please! So, I repeat, if you are the kind of person that can't work with me on getting your meds reshipped and understand that this is just one of the downsides to ordering from overseas...etc, do not order from me, PLLEEEAAAASSSEEE! OVERSEAS SUPPLIERS ARE NOT A GOOD MATCH FOR YOU...if you cannot supply yourself with meds locally until such time as your order arrives from overseas. That is not just my service, but any overseas service. |
If you are not prepared to supplement your medicine supply via local sources while we wait for your order to arrive (even if it's delayed or late), you are not a good candidate for ordering your meds from an overseas source. Again, I'm just being honest. :-) IF YOU DO ORDER FROM ME...and your order does end up needing to be reshipped and you are rude to me in the process, I will refund your purchase immediately and you will be blacklisted from my service. I will not be able to accept an order from you again. I know this seems harsh, but I bend over backwards for my customers and will basically do ANYTHING I can for you. In return, I ask for just a little patience when factors happen that are out of my control. Since I have soooo many wonderful customers, I just don't need the hassle of working with people who are impatient and downright ornery and mean. Just don't need it. I hope you understand (and I hope the ornery people have already clicked away from the website... haha!) IN SUMMARY...here are my promises to you:
In exchange for the above promises, here is what I ask of you:
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